To find a self-proclaimed, proud, male feminist who tells you “it usually takes me a while to finish so I’m used to focussing on the other person” like oh my god. Makes my stomach churn every time. Why do I have to wait for the weekend again???
There is no reason why this goal is highly specific. Especially not because of tinder.
— David Foster Wallace (via psych-facts)
Time to drink my feelings.
I used to hate sleeping because it’s just like being unconscious for eight hours but now I love sleep because it’s just like being unconscious for eight hours
you know you’re PMSing when every little thing annoys you on an otherwise perfect day. oh, that and your face is like a fertile soil to plant pimples.
It’s so unfair how someone’s eyes are just so blue that it gravitates your eyes toward them the moment he enters the room.